I’m pleased to announce that today is Dog Ate Dan’s Heart Day, in honor of this clip:
Frequently Asked Questions about #DADHD:
- Which one is Dan?
- This guy, I presume:
- Who are the other people?
- I don’t know.
- Why does Dan need a new heart?
- I don’t know.
- Why does everyone just stare at each other instead of stopping the dog?
- I don’t know.
- Why is there a dog in the hospital?
- I don’t know.
- Why is that guy carrying around a human heart in a styrofoam cooler from Walmart?
- I don’t know.
- Did they get that ice from one of those hotel ice cube makers that are right next to the vending machines?
- I don’t know.
- Do you think Doctor Casper and Nurse Henderson are getting busy in a supply closet?
- I don’t know.
- How did the heart move three feet from one cut to the next?
- I don’t know.
- What happens to Dan?
- I don’t know.
- What happens to the dog?
- I don’t know.
- Can I pet the dog?
- Sure, why not?
- What TV show is this from?
- One Tree Hill
- Wait, that clip was actually shown on network television?
- It was on the CW, so sort of.
- OMG Peyton Lucas Haley blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
- I don’t know.
- Why is June 26 Dog Ate Dan’s Heart Day?
- I first tweeted out this clip on June 26th last year, and I invented a reason to share it again.
Also, I wanted to encourage people to just publish stuff, even if not every post is a work of genius. Real artists ship.
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