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Apparently people like to poop on these escalators, which causes them to not work so well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sputnik11.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20121018_184909.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20121018_184909</image:title><image:caption>I told you this city had a serious Heathcliff fetish...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sputnik11.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20121016_211336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20121016_211336</image:title><image:caption>I wonder how many floormats this person went through before arriving at this solution. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sputnik11.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20121008_150338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20121008_150338</image:title><image:caption>I do appreciate the car culture in San Francisco (and California in general). It'd be nice if people had a sense of proportion, though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sputnik11.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20120905_161518.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20120905_161518</image:title><image:caption>I've got nothing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T00:55:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sputnik11.com/2014/01/28/terrible-answers-to-business-school-admissions-interview-questions/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-17T00:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sputnik11.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2024-08-08T19:52:24+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
